text 0.69 KB . Hit the street. Posting Permissions Ads. Growin', stackin', constant remappin'. New Threads. All tryna treat. We can really try to be poetic and at the same time dealing hurtful verbal blows at people. Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features! The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and fucking … Madonna-like Dance Pop Song. Ya shouldn't rap fool, ya should sing! Let me tell you one of the perks of using rhyming insults and rhyming roast lines, they leave room for admiration. Watch: New Singing Lesson Videos Can Make Anyone A Great Singer I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one. By juggalojames1 in forum Rap Lyrics Review Replies: 1 Last Post: 04-04-2011, 07:52 PM. Jason is so Jewish:. I'll run the bell Take the heat. Imagine this You'd be the chicken I'd be the oven ill roast you till your toasty Your rap is so lame you should be a in a box labeled Hall of shame while ill be in the hall of fame You were probably born in a lab which aint bad only if you are deformed you must be concerned I'll diss ya so bad ya'll need a medic. I'm talkin gravel road. While hip-hop lyrics often center on gritty depictions of drugs and violence, there's a long tradition of songs about bragging, partying, and simply having good time. rap freestyle. Boy, your unnecessary. You guys flame as hell. Dec 25th, 2015. By alexohi in forum Rap Lyrics Review Replies: 0 Last Post: 08-16-2011, 06:11 PM. Welcome to the roast of Jason!My only regret is that Jason ’s roast is happening in 2019 in Austin, and not 1945 Germany.. Jason ’s so old and Jewish he attended Shakespeare’s bar mitzvah.. Jason ’s so Jewish his tagline on LinkedIn is: “Once you go Jew, no Christian will do.”. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. Fixing and changing, always rearranging. Wizvrd. My raps are legendary! Ya got a ballerina, I got the military. Roast Yourself (Harder) Lyrics: Welcome back guys / I'm gonna roast myself again / Because, well, last time / It just wasn't well done / Yo, 'sup! Not a member of Pastebin yet? 493 . Hell, even the hardest gangsta tracks have some pretty funny lyrics, and whether we’re talking Slick Rick, Eminem, or… Roast Rap. If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. Lyrics to "Disstrack" on Lyrics.com. raw download clone embed print report. 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